$6.49 from Office Playground - Some of us need a little abuse now and then. If no one is around to dish it out, the Sarcastic Ball will do nicely. Lines like, "ask me if I care" and "yeah right" will taunt you.

$12.00 from Abernook - Tired of making difficult executive decisions? Look no further than these dice, set in a see through acrylic box.

$40.00 from Things Remembered - Making business decisions has never been easier-or more fun. Ask a question, swing the pendulum, and get your answers such as "Sleep on it," or "Go for it."

$39.95 from Giantmicrobes, Inc. - Catch the Common Cold this Christmas, or give someone a Stomach Ache! Unique, humorous plush dolls of common diseases. Collect them all. They're infectiously cute.

$12.99 from Office Playground - The Yodeling Pickle will bring loads of entertainment and laughs to the office. With a push of the button, the pickle yodels it's little heart out.

$11.95 from x-tremegeek - The art of management meets the science of magnetism in the pendulum decision maker.

$12.00 from Abernook - This fun gift is great for any middle aged person. Dice reads: Affair, Porsche, Drink, Gamble, Travel, Religion.

$24.95 from Bluechopsticks.com - Comes in a compact metal travel case and includes 6 darts, a board, and a decision maker. Engravable.

$11.95 from GadgetBargains.com - Keep up with these Racing Grannies at an incredible crippling speed! Wind them up and watch them go. Perfect for some hilarious desktop fun!

$14.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed - Blows the original fart machine away. With 15 louder sounds. Longer 100 ft. range! New twist-out boom box effect for increased bass and volume.