$20.00 from Femail Creations - Accepting the aging process with grace and dignity is just a fancy way of saying laughing keeps us young! These wonderfully witty towels declare, "I'm 'still' a Hot Babe, but now it comes in flashes!" Set of 2.

$10.95 from WickedCoolGirls.com - Ever feel like insulting someone but couldn't come up with anything good? Shakespeare has done it for you! This ceramic coffee mug is covered with witty time-tested insults by the Bard.

$13.95 from Wrapables - Go ahead and declare your greatness with blunt and humorous pizzazz with our Ego Mugs. These mugs come with egotistical names and their corresponding attributes. Choose from Super Human and Mr. Wonderful.

$29.00 from Femail Creations - Vintage inspired towels! Sayings include, "Explain to me again why I need a man" and "I understand the concept of cooking & cleaning, just not as it applies to me" and "Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy."

$10.99 from PerpetualKid.com - Everyone loves Cat Butts! For true cat lovers. 5 popular breeds with a bonus hair ball. Works great on the fridge, car, and other metal surfaces.

$69.99 from PerpetualKid.com - Have you been looking for a new knife block for your kitchen? The Voodoo Knife Set is fun, functional and stylish. Your future suitors will get the "point". You are not someone to be messed with!

$9.98 from Personal Creations - Our whimsical mug is a great gift for the office guru, no matter what they do! Your choice of any career, up to 12 characters, is personalized on the ceramic coffee mug. Mug is dishwasher and microwave safe.

$11.99 from Uptown Country Shop - Handpainted, extra-large mugs with "old-timers" versions of popular hymns. Perfect for your favorite senior. The mugs are 5" tall and 6" wide and have a large handle for easy picking up and carrying. 3 versions to pick from.

$14.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed - Senator Hillary Clinton is known for being a tough-as-nails political figure, and this representation is ready to bust your nuts at a moment's notice! Your walnuts, that is.

$11.99 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - Fun mug stating "It's All About Me." Size: 5" tall, capacity: 12.5 oz., Dishwasher and microwave safe.