$21.95 from University of Everything - Has she done something special? Acknowledge an event, activity, or accomplishment in her life by awarding her a Certified Smart Gal (or Girl) degree from the U of E to say Thanks, honor achievements, or give a few laughs.

$12.95 from The Route 66 and Diecast Car Store - This is the coolest "No Trespassing" sign! Large 16"x12" metal sign is already pre-weathered. Great for the den, family room, office, or even an outside gate. Get a laugh and keep people out at the same time.

$21.95 from University of Everything - Looking for a unique gift? Does he have everything? Acknowledge an event or accomplishment in someone's life by awarding him a Certified Smart Guy or other degree from the U of E in any activity/experience you can think of.

$34.95 from myDaVinci - Imagine your photo seamlessly transformed onto Major General by our professional artists! Also available in 50 other styles. Preview your artwork online. Free revisions. 100% satisfaction guaranteed. Free shipping.

$5.99 from Office Playground - Keep your workspace lighthearted with a humorous Joy to the Office office sign. "Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter and some when they leave." 12" tall x 9" wide, white plastic sign with blue ink.

$14.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - The Watch for Drunks Crossing sign reflects responsible party hosting.

$21.95 from University of Everything - Let your parents know how much you appreciate them. Give a degree from the U of E to say thanks, honor achievements, or just for laughs. You can give them a degree in anything motherhood/raising a great kid/etc.. you name it!

$43.95 from Epic Merchandise - Know a power shopper who deserves some recognition? With its fun design and personalization, this laminated wood sign identifying her as a "Certified Professional Shopper", is an amusing blend of humor and craftsmanship.

$12.71 from CANDY CRATE - "Alcohol! I Only drink to make YOU more interesting" 12.5W x 16"H.

$49.95 from What on Earth - If you doubt the authenticity and sincerity of this redneck claim, please note the weathered wood, well-crafted double-barrel accent, and folksy attitude. USA.. Barn red frame surrounds branded lettering. 6½"H x 41"W.