$17.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - The Do You Want To Talk Sign is a quality piece of hand painted home or business decor that conveys a simple message with complicated subtexts.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - Lending credence to the long legacy of gathering and hunting that formed this great nation, this is a joke sign with some real historical value.

$19.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - Don't mess with Mama! This hand painted wooden sign says it all in plain English - and serves as a not so subtle reminder to all who tread in Moms domain.

$14.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - How often have we found ourselves gazing away at one of these boring meetings dreaming of the beach, waves, sand and surf? Well, combine the two and you get our Board Meeting sign.

$19.95 from Personalized Signs and More - Old gardeners never die, they just get repotted. This attractive wooden sign measures 7" x 16" and is made of real wood that has been slightly distressed to give it that authentic aged look.

$15.95 from CountryDoor.com - Distressed wood; antiqued white painted finish. Attached wire hanger and 3 removable, mini clothespins. 7" W x 11" H.

$99.95 from Personalized Signs and More - Enjoying my investments every day. Featuring a three-dimensional gun and your custom name or nickname imprinted on the name board. The sign measures 18"x24" and the name board measures 5.5"x24".

$19.95 from Personalized Signs and More - This attractive wooden sign measures 7" x 16" and is made of real wood that has been slightly distressed to give it that authentic aged look.

$99.95 from Personalized Signs and More - You can mend your clothes, but not your eyes. Take care of your eyesight. Featuring three dimensional eye glasses, and comes fully personalized with your full name.

$79.95 from Wireless - Proclaiming the counselor in question as "sufficiently educated," this personalized sign is a great tongue-in-cheek teasing gift for the new graduate or the lawyer friend with years of experience. Wood. Made in the USA.