$14.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed - This Crime Scene Towel is a luxurious 100% cotton towel that easily holds your place at the beach and poolside with its classic chalk outline of a victim. No one wants to disturb the evidence on this huge, 62" x 30" towel.

$49.95 from PajamaGram.com - The perfect PJs for any woman who requires that cup o java to jump start her day. Full-length pink pants covered with coffee cups, coffee beans, and spoons. Coordinating, white, -sleeved tee says, I Need Coffee!

$16.98 from The Lighter Side Co. - Betty knows sometimes you want to keep certain tasks separate! This cute Boop Heads and Tails Towel gives you and your guests reason to giggle when you dry off, and it keeps the powder room "error free!"

$10.00 from The Happy Woman - This cool towel has a very vintage look and an even greater message: 'She was the life of the Tupperware party.'

$10.80 from Kohl's - We suggest you do as it says. This hilarious tee features a colorful monkey graphic on the front. And a tag line that reads, "don't swallow your gum" - good advice, if you ask us. With classic crewneck styling.

$15.00 from Femail Creations - Online dating can be a real high-wire act. If only it was as easy for us as it is for these lovebirds! Preshrunk 100% cotton pistachio green tee.

$14.95 from ChoiceShirts - Adult 100% cotton tee shirt. Sweatshirts too. Relates to Humorous, Assorted Humorous, novelty, humor, hilarious, funny.

$15.95 from TheNewYorkDogShop.com - For the little tough guy or girl! Black cotton tank top with the word Security in white lettering. Visit our website for more great gift ideas.

$21.99 from HomeWetBar.com - A great gift idea for the hostess of the party or queen of your household.

$19.99 from after 5 catalog - How does one become a queen? By pageant or popular vote? Bloodline or appointment? If you have to ask, you're not even queen-worthy to begin with. The Cosmo Queen simply wears the shirt and gets the job done.