$34.99 from Gift Sender Central - Know someone that is turning "Older Than Dirt" this year? Send them our over the hill care package filled with sweet reminders of just how old they are.

$19.99 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - What's in the Over The Hill Survival Kit: Gray B Gone Hair Dye, Anti-Aging Over The Hill Soap, Over the Hill Survival Pills. Dietary Fiber, Spare Parts - Chattering Teeth, Oil of Old Age.

$5.59 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - Plastic novelty permit. Comic poem on reverse side.

$5.39 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - Do you know a senior who's having some trouble in the memory area? Offer one or our strong mints to help jog the old memory! They come in a 1.5 oz reusable tin, and are only 15 calories per serving!

$24.95 from GourmetMikes.com - Over the hill, but still hotter than ever! This is the perfect gift for birthdays age 40, age 50 and age 60 and above. Includes: Hot Sauce 5.0 oz, BBQ Sauce 16.0 oz, Salsa 16.0 oz. Birthday gift messages available.

$4.79 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - Please! No more commercials showing old farts holding hands! Don't bother us with that new stuff that's supposed to add vim to your vigor! That's why we choose Whyagra!

$69.95 from A Gift to Remember - Do you know someone who is starting to lose it? This "Over the Hill" basket playfully pokes fun at the birthday boy or girl's age.

$24.95 from Last Laugh Gifts - Surprise and delight a friend on their Bday! Email us their photo and personalized message. We'll create a Turning Old Wine Bottle label. Looks like the real thing! Great unique 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th gag birthday gift idea.

$16.99 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - Check out these Over the Hill Coots! They all have a message of there own.

$9.00 from CreativeThoughts.net - "Your Page of History in Print", a personalized mini-newspaper front page, includes graphics and all that will be treasured for years to come. The printout includes a greeting from the then President of the US.