$69.95 from A Gift to Remember, LLC - Do you know someone who is starting to lose it? This "Over the Hill" basket playfully pokes fun at the birthday boy or girl's age.

$19.99 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - What's in the Over The Hill Survival Kit: Gray B Gone Hair Dye, Anti-Aging Over The Hill Soap, Over the Hill Survival Pills. Dietary Fiber, Spare Parts - Chattering Teeth, Oil of Old Age.

$34.99 from Gift Sender Central - Know someone that is turning "Older Than Dirt" this year? Send them our over the hill care package filled with sweet reminders of just how old they are.

$4.99 from PerpetualKid.com - These tattoos are really old school. Perfect for any age! Know a person distraught about turning 25? 35? 40? 100? This makes the perfect gift for saying you're old! 13 old school tattoos on a 4.25'' x 16.50'' card.

$29.95 from Personal Creations - Tell the world about his new routine! A great gift for a new retiree or someone reaching a milestone birthday. Personalized with any name, up to 12 characters. Printed on a quality-weight cottonpoly blend sweatshirt.

$24.95 from Last Laugh Gifts - Surprise and delight a friend on their Bday! Email us their photo and personalized message. We'll create a Turning Old Wine Bottle label. Looks like the real thing! Great unique 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th gag birthday gift idea.

$41.95 from Candy Blast - Features a mini "Over the Hill" cake accent and a Decision Spinner gift. This basket overflows with everyone's favorite chocolates and caramels, & can be customized for a 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th or 70th birthday.

$5.59 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - Plastic novelty permit. Comic poem on reverse side.

$21.99 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - Personalize this inflatable walker for free. Great for over-the-hill birthdays!

$79.99 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - This R.I.P Bouquet includes exercise paddle, kazoo, and false teeth. Candies that make up this Over the Hill R.I.P are Licorice, Silver Slashers, Vanilla Milk Shakes, and Irish Mint Humbugs.