$19.95 from OvertheHillGifts.com - You know you're 60 when.. Tee. Says, "You know you are 60 when..." and lists about 20 funny items such as "You smile all the time cuz you can't hear a thing anyone is saying." XL size fits most. Gray.

$19.95 from GiftsForYouNow.com - Our personalized "Depressed But Not Old" Birthday Sweatshirt is available on our premium white cotton/poly blend. Machine washable. Adult sizes S-3XL.

$16.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed - You can get so many people into these shorts, you can have a party! Humungous size 100 undershorts are an ideal gag gift for prospective bridegroom, dad-to-be, or retiring co-worker.

$14.99 from Wellhaven Gifts for Seniors - This hat is a funny over the hill 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th or 100th birthday gift for those with a sense of humor about aging. The "The Older I Get, The Better I Was" quote is embroidered on the denim hat.

$15.00 from CookiePots - Soft jester fabric hat in your choice of 3 sayings on the head band. Choose between: It's My Birthday??!!, Over the Hill, or Senile Citizen. Plays "Happy Birthday" when one ofthe pom-poms is squeezed.

$14.95 from GiftsForYouNow.com - Vintage birthday t-shirt is available on our premium white cotton/poly blend. Machine washable in adult sizes S-3XL. Also available in ash gray.

$5.98 from What on Earth - "I'm Not Old Compared To The Sun" printed in orange on a 50%/50% cotton poly sweatshirt. Printed in the USA on imported shirts.

$5.99 from 1-800-GetSilly.com - You've reached a wise old age and now you've seen the light! Unfortunately, that's about all you've seen lately! Well, don't be shy! These peeper boosters are thick enough so that you can make out all the features.

$14.95 from ChoiceShirts - Adult 100% cotton tee shirt. Sweatshirts too. Relates to humorous, retired, novelty, humor, hilarious, funny.

$14.95 from ChoiceShirts - Adult 100% cotton tee shirt. Sweatshirts too. Relates to humorous, retired, novelty, humor, hilarious, funny.