$19.95 from Future Memories - Don't break the bottle is an ingenious gift idea for that "perfect host". To enjoy the fruit of your labor, you must first release the wine bottle from the wooden enclosure.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - Let your friends and family know that they may have to make some changes to themselves in order to fit into your home. It's not always about being perfect; sometimes it's about the perfection of just being.

$17.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - We've all been there. We're in the business of making custom, fun quality signs that capture your attention and this beer sign does it. Bar sign is hand painted on wood and shaped such that it needs no framing.

$7.99 from Terry's Village - Everyone knows there's no such thing as the fountain of youth. However, the message on this pretty wall sign offers an amusing alternative.

$29.95 from Personalized Signs and More - I fought the lawn and the lawn won. This handcrafted sign is made with real wood. Measures 5.75" x 11.75" and comes complete, ready to plant in your yard or garden.

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$17.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - The ultimate barfly aid. The Phone Excuse Charges sign breaks it down for everyone. Hand-painted on wood with bright colors, this hilarious bar sign is a phoney excuse for some laughs.

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$29.95 from Personalized Signs and More - Old gardeners never die. They just lose their bloomers. Humor your yard with this fun garden sign. This sign is made with real wood. Measures 5.75" x 11.75" and comes complete, ready to plant in your yard or garden.

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