$8.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed - Funny gag gift for liberals and conservatives alike. Roll has grinning Dubya face and highlights 3 classic quotes, like "They misunderestimated me." Made with recycled paper in the USA.

$35.00 from UncommonGoods - Four pint glasses depict a lovable pooch doing the exact opposite of the commands being barked - rolling over for "Sit," curling up for "Fetch," taking off for "Stay!" and sitting proudly for "Come." Made in the USA.

$45.00 from UncommonGoods - Add just a little bit of mischief to your garden, home or office with this mini version of Utah artist Fred Conlon's gnome-be-gones.

$24.00 from Femail Creations - A simple yet timeless message for the beach lover. This rustic-look sign reads, "If you're lucky enough to be at the beach, you're lucky enough!"

$19.50 from Femail Creations - Food for Thought. Virginia Woolf captures the true value of well-planned and lovingly prepared soul food with the quote, "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."

$20.00 from Femail Creations - Friends of the environment take note, here's a "green" (or perhaps white, red or rose) alternative for water conservation: "Conserve Water, Drink Wine." Handcrafted in the USA.

$19.95 from Plow & Hearth - Made of recycled tires! This super-tough doormat is weatherproof for years of outdoor use. Size: 18" x 30". USA.

$25.00 from Femail Creations - Beachcombers, sun worshippers and margarita fans of all kinds will love this beach-themed sign that reads, "Got Sand?" Made of recycled metal, hand-painted and sealed for outdoor use. Sign is 9" high x 18" wide.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - This funny novelty sign pokes fun at the history of America in a way only a piece of wood can get away with.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - Hang this funny novelty Irish saying plaque in your home, bar, or home bar. The fine detail, handcrafted molded frame, and cloverleaf accents all add to the charm and character of this great Irish wall plaque.