$29.00 from Femail Creations - Vintage inspired towels! Sayings include, "Explain to me again why I need a man" and "I understand the concept of cooking & cleaning, just not as it applies to me" and "Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy."

$20.00 from Femail Creations - Accepting the aging process with grace and dignity is just a fancy way of saying laughing keeps us young! These wonderfully witty towels declare, "I'm 'still' a Hot Babe, but now it comes in flashes!" Set of 2.

$19.98 from The Lighter Side Co. - It's just sour grapes! Personalize our humorous "Wines a Bit" Apron for your favorite wine lover.

$9.99 from HomeWetBar.com - Tired of the same old lines? Give them a new twist with this hilarious collection. And although they may not help you in your quest for companionship, you're sure to get a lot of laughs in the meanwhile!

$22.00 from Sundog Company - Perfect for the whimsical pig lover in your life, this small chalkboard is made of hand cut steel and has a powerful magnet on the back to stick it securely to the fridge or locker.

$6.95 from x-tremegeek - A colorful rubbery hand reaches up from your sink's drain in a slightly macabre plea for help. It's a fun twist on a usually mundane household item. Colors vary.

$17.50 from Chimpfeet.com - Coffee and Dog Hair...Don't leave home without them! A humorous hand painted coffee mug designed by Lorrie Veasey with closeable lid to keep your drink nice and hot. An ideal gift for any dog lover! Dishwasher safe.

$19.95 from Wrapables - Get yourself pumped up with some daily affirmations with this line of bowls. Raise self-esteem for breakfast with the "You're a Goddess" bowl or the "Chicks Dig You!" bowl. Each piece is individually hand-painted.

$24.99 from ShopIrish.com - With a generous capacity of 2 cups, our "Irish Fat Cat" treat jar is air tight. The storage jar is designed to keep your cat's treats fresh until the very last one.

$27.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - Hey, perk up! According to this vintage diner sign there's a coffee break daily - going on all day. Enamel coated metal.