$19.95 from Future Memories - Don't break the bottle is an ingenious gift idea for that "perfect host". To enjoy the fruit of your labor, you must first release the wine bottle from the wooden enclosure.

$7.99 from Terry's Village - Everyone knows there's no such thing as the fountain of youth. However, the message on this pretty wall sign offers an amusing alternative.

$17.99 from PersonalizedSignShop.com - One should never cry over spilled milk. But if everyone cried over spilled beer, we'd have a major crisis on our hands.

$29.95 from Personalized Signs and More - "Exotic Herbs (They just look like weeds)". This sign is made with real wood. Measures 5.75" x 11.75" and comes ready to plant in your yard or garden.

$29.99 from HomeWetBar.com - The Martini Lounge, where the glasses are clean and the martinis are dirty! Oh, and getting naked is always an option! An excellent gift for him, for her, or anyone that loves martinis and having fun!

$29.99 from HomeWetBar.com - Welcome to the Social Club. Where it's One martini...Two martini...Three martini...Floor! This entertaining cocktail themed sign features your custom name or nickname across the top!

$15.95 from CountryDoor.com - Distressed wood; antiqued white painted finish. Attached wire hanger and 3 removable, mini clothespins. 7" W x 11" H.

$9.99 from Terry's Village - The bar's open, anywhere, anytime you put up this cordial wooden sign. Hardware for hanging is attached. 4" High x 28" Wide.

$99.95 from Personalized Signs and More - "Patent remedies, cathartics, powders and tonics, liquor cures, female pills, and electric belts. No quackery here, just honest cures". This sign comes fully personalized with any full name. Made of real wood.

$29.95 from Personalized Signs and More - I fought the lawn and the lawn won. This handcrafted sign is made with real wood. Measures 5.75" x 11.75" and comes complete, ready to plant in your yard or garden.