$8.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed - Funny gag gift for liberals and conservatives alike. Roll has grinning Dubya face and highlights 3 classic quotes, like "They misunderestimated me." Made with recycled paper in the USA.

$9.95 from The Route 66 and Diecast Car Store - This whimsical metal sign has been our best seller, and we sell a lot of signs out of our store! We were out of stock for awhile, and had to wait for the manufacturer to produce more. Made in the USA. Now in stock!

$19.95 from Plow & Hearth - Made of recycled tires! This super-tough doormat is weatherproof for years of outdoor use. Size: 18" x 30". USA.

$24.00 from Femail Creations - A simple yet timeless message for the beach lover. This rustic-look sign reads, "If you're lucky enough to be at the beach, you're lucky enough!"

$124.95 from OurCornerMarket.com - This unique garden pedestal makes a perfect gift for the man who loves gardening. Made of top quality Arizona flagstone, this pedestal is hand-crafted in the USA.

$25.00 from Femail Creations - Beachcombers, sun worshippers and margarita fans of all kinds will love this beach-themed sign that reads, "Got Sand?" Made of recycled metal, hand-painted and sealed for outdoor use. Sign is 9" high x 18" wide.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - This funny novelty sign pokes fun at the history of America in a way only a piece of wood can get away with.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - While this sign specifically refers to the Irish, we all know they don't have the market cornered on trash talking.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - Let your friends and family know that they may have to make some changes to themselves in order to fit into your home. It's not always about being perfect; sometimes it's about the perfection of just being.

$17.99 from after 5 catalog - Golf is always testing your Skill against your opponents Luck. How true it is. Usually your opponents luck wins out. But if youre your opponents opponent, doesnt your luck come into play also? This is confusing.