$14.95 from ChoiceShirts - Adult 100% cotton tee shirt. Sweatshirts too. Relates to humorous, retired, novelty, humor, hilarious, funny.

$14.95 from ChoiceShirts - Adult 100% cotton tee shirt. Sweatshirts too. Relates to humorous, retired, novelty, humor, hilarious, funny.

$19.95 from RetirementGiftShop.com - "I'm Retired. This is as Dressed Up as I get." 100% cotton. White tee shirt. Makes a great retirement gift. Available in size M, L, XL and 2X.

$17.95 from Candy of the Month Club - Finally it is here, retirement! Now they can enjoy the retiree life in style and comfort, in this humorous blue cotton tee. Watch them read and laugh in envy, of course. Don't say we did not warn you about these things.

$17.95 from Candy of the Month Club - You know it's true. This is one of the funniest t-shirts for birthday, holiday and retirement gifts. A truly funny black cotton tee. Watch everyone read and laugh.

$13.95 from Candy of the Month Club - Retired. Now I can do what I want. Finally, it's about time. It's the perfect gift for you know who. A humorous way to let them know you care.

$15.95 from Outdoor-Gifts.com - This is the new Shut Up and Fish shirt, what to wear when fishing with someone who talks too much! Oatmeal 6.0 oz. T-shirt is available in Med., XL, and XXL sizes. Subtle print on front, with the main print on the back.

$17.99 from Wellhaven Gifts for Seniors - The Baby Boomers t-shirt is a whimsical 60th birthday gift. It reflects the benefits of getting older-being a little wiser and wealthier-hopefully. The denim blue cotton t-shirt is available in several sizes.

$22.95 from RetirementGiftShop.com - Sweatshirt says "I'm Retired. Do it Yourself!". Sizes are Medium, Large and Extra Large. Well made with 50/50 polyester/cotton and set-in sleeves.

$14.95 from ChoiceShirts - Adult 100% cotton tee shirt. Sweatshirts too. Relates to game wildlife, deer and elk, and hunting.