It's okay to give the same thing every year if that gift is a good laugh. If you've got stage fright about what to give Dad this Father's Day, check out our list of one-liners that are sure to kill.
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1Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug
Whenever Dad reaches for a pick-me-up of caffeine, the "Coffee Makes Me Poop" Mug will pick up the corners of his mouth in a grin. The dark brown color of the mug seems oddly appropriate (because of the coffee, of course!) and the bold white lettering pops out so that there is no misunderstanding about the process that's going on here. A wide handle ensures a steady grip and the vessel is naturally dishwasher safe. This gift is an inexpensive way to wring a cheap laugh every morning out of dear old Dad. -
2Yes, I Could Care Less Language Snob Book
Your father might be a stickler for a lot of things, but anyone can benefit from the art of standing for one's principles without stepping on toes. Veteran copy editor Bill Walsh brings you this thoughtful guide on how to spot common errors in everyday speech and gently correct them without leaving enemies in your wake. Yes, I Could Care Less is a 288-page paperback that will ruffle a few feathers but bring a lot more laughs. So if Dad is literally a bear for grammar, hopefully he will learn to chill out! -
3A Daughter's First Love Tabletop Sign
When the prom date arrives at the door, you can give him a quick heads up as he waits nervously in the living room for Daddy's little girl to make her appearance. The "A Daughter's First Love" Tabletop Sign lets everyone involved know what's up when Big Poppa launches into his "polishing the shotgun" routine. This tableau stands 6" high by 8" long and 2" deep and is made up of individual lines of wooden blocks that can be stacked in a rigidly symmetrical formation or piled slightly askew for that homey, lived-in look. -
4Vintage Style Drink, Don't Drive Sign
Any person who owns a man cave, den, or home bar knows that there is no such thing as having enough crazy stuff to put on the walls. This vintage-styled wooden plaque measures 11" by 17" and features an original design that dispenses good advice: "Beer, Now Cheaper Than Gas! DRINK, DON'T DRIVE!" This manly piece of decor is not only economically accurate, but gives Dad something to look at as he heeds its words and stays home to enjoy a brew or two. Four pre-drilled holes make this sign easy to hang securely in any room.. -
5Tattoupees Head Tattoos
One of the most basic rules of design is that you never leave a clean surface undecorated. Help Dad realize his full, fabulous potential by giving him Tattoupees, the head tattoos that turn a bald pate into a work of art. This pack contains 35 whimsical decals, such as a bull's eye, a fake coif, or a thought bubble that you can write on with a dry erase marker. Each non-toxic applique is removable yet waterproof, so it only comes off when Dad wants it to. Tattoupees are not only fun to wear, but spread the laughter to everyone around. -
6Chewbacca Aviator Shirt
As the co-pilot of the Millenium Falcon and the owner of a sweet full-body moustache, it might seem as though Chewbacca has it all; but what is an aviator without his shades? This hilarious T-shirt depicts everyone's favorite Wookie striking a Top Gun pose as the wind blows through his copious hair. The purple glory of a sunset on a world in a galaxy far, far away is reflected in Chewie's lenses. This black, short-sleeved shirt is made of 100% cotton and a portion of the proceeds from sales are donated to homeless shelters and other public charities. -
7Googly Eyes Luggage Tag
If Dad has to travel for work, then he's used to the slow, sad parade of identical-looking luggage making its way around another baggage carousel. But now he can easily spot his bags - they're the ones looking back! The Googly Eyes Luggage Tags are a delightful way to personalize a suitcase while still keeping vital ownership information organized in its reverse side. These peepers stand out, measuring 5.25" by 3.5" inside an enclosure of puffy plastic and are attached to any bag with a plastic buckle. -
8Emergency Meal Transplant Insulated Lunch Tote
The office fridge scavenger might not be afraid of leftover meatloaf or instant frozen chicken pockets, but even he'll think twice about digging his greedy fingers into a bag that advertises human organs. Keep Dad's lunch safe with the Emergency Meal Transplant Insulated Lunch Tote. The bold red phrase "Human Organ for Transplant" stands out against the clinical white of the bag for maximum visibility. The interior is grey and contains a mesh pocket to separate items such as condiment packs or silverware. Measuring 7" x 9" x 5.5", this unique piece of lunch luggage holds leftovers, a six-pack, or that spare kidney you had lying around. -
9Hell on Wheels Caricature from Photos
Whether you're trying to warn visitors of what they're getting into or just helping Dad relive the good ol' days, The Hell on Wheels Caricature print shows the man in his natural habitat - the wild side. Send a photo of your father or grandfather and a veteran cartoonist will render his image into an original design depicting the old man tearing down the highway on a custom chopper decked out in flames and skulls. The picture is printed on premium luster paper or cotton canvas using archival inks and is available in 8" x 10", 11" x 14", 16" x 20", 20" x 24", and 24" x 30" sizes. Complete the look with a selection of optional frames. -
10Lost Balls - Great Holes, Tough Shots and Bad Lies Book
Every golfer knows the standard hazards, but some courses lend themselves to the most outrageous excuses! Perhaps Dad really wants a new set of golf balls, but when he tells a story about some critter messing up his lie then some may suspect a fib or two. This book is filled with wondrous photos that give credence to some of his outlandish stories with shots of some pretty treacherous drop-offs, water hazards, and shots of balls long lost. Beautiful photography and amusing stories of the good, bad, and ugly side of golf balls makes this a fun read he can relate to.
